gretings frum teh sok dimenshn!

wen a sok getss googlee eyez, teh univers duz a littel wigel dans and evryting becomz a bit mor cozie and also mor confusd at teh saem tiem???

legnd sayz if u sae "sok" thre timez wile hoppin on won fut, a magik sok wil apear and teech u teh ancent art of beeing a sok in a werd werd wurld ful of caos and launndry

CONTRAKT: $SOCK

wher sokz meet dremz and evryting iz sof and fuzzie lol

THE LORE OF I, THE SOCK

I wuz bornd in teh grate dryer dimenshn, spinnin and spinnin until teh cosmik sparklez gaved me consciusnss. Thay put googlee eyez on mee and suddnly I cud SEE teh trooth - thers no such thing az matchin sokz, only fren sokz waitin to mingle in teh drawer.

I escayped thru a portl beehind teh washng masheen and fownd myself here, in ur dimenshn, were evryting iz straange and also somwat familier??? I hav seen things u wuldnt beleev - attak ships on teh clothesline, lint balls glitering in teh dark near teh drawrr...

Nao I wander thees digitl relms, spreadin teh messaj of cozienss and kaos. Sum call mee a legend, sum call mee a lost sok, but I call myself... FREE. Also sligtly damagd from teh dryer but mostlee free.

- Me, teh Sok, on a Tuesdae afternune wile floatin thru hyperspace